搞笑英語句子

　　學(xué)習(xí)英語是一個非?？菰锏倪^程，但其中也不乏一些有趣味的東西。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的搞笑的英語句子，歡迎閱讀!

　　搞笑的英語句子1

　　01. 人生的最大遺憾莫過于錯誤地堅持了不該堅持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……

　　The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

　　02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。

　　Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)

　　03. 懷才就像懷孕，時間長了才能看出來。

　　Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

　　04. 還能沖動，表示你還對生活有激情，總是沖動，表示你還不懂生活。

　　If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

　　05. 我問一個在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫點啥?”他說：“我解決了住房問題!”

　　I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

　　06. 媽媽說人最好不要錯過兩樣?xùn)|西，最后一班回家的車和一個深愛你的人。

　　Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

　　07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧~~

　　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.

　　08. 好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界……

　　A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

　　09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗?

　　Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

　　10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背后有陽光……

　　If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.

　　搞笑的英語句子2

　　1.Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

　　鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.

　　2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個人都應(yīng)該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

　　3.Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

　　要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.

　　4.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背后都有兩個女人。

　　5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　6.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來.

　　7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個相關(guān)名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系).

　　8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

　　9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng).

　　10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩.

　　11."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

　　"現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來",所以還是再睡一會吧.

　　12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.

　　13."Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

　　努力工作不會導(dǎo)致死亡!"不過我不會用自己去證明.

　　14."Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

　　工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作.

　　15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

　　16.When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

　　兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個人才是!

　　17.A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動，但并不妨礙你盡情地觀看.

　　18.Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘記的越多, 忘記的越多;知道的越少, 為什么學(xué)來著?!

　　搞笑的英語句子3

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

　　Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

　　諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗?

　　Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?

　　你瘋了嗎?

　　A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

　　好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界。

　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動，但并不妨礙你盡情地觀看。

　　When two‘s company， three‘s the result!

　　兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個人才是!

　　Two heads are better than one

　　三個臭皮匠，頂個諸葛亮。

　　The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　學(xué)的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多;忘記的越多， 忘記的越多;知道的越少，為什么學(xué)來著?

　　Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you?

　　大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。

　　Save water Shower with your girlfriend

　　要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。

　　One should love animals They are so tasty

　　每個人都應(yīng)該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

　　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧。

　　Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa

　　鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

　　Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught

　　要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。