你知道是怎么弄壞你的筆記本的嗎（雙語(yǔ)）

　　最近我們請(qǐng)人們講了講自己那些弄壞電腦的最蠢行為。下面就是他們講述的故事。一起來(lái)歡樂(lè)一下吧

　　1. Try not to cook your laptop.

　　別用你的筆記本燒菜

　　I used my computer as a plate in the microwave when I was drunk.

　　有一次我喝醉了，把筆記本當(dāng)成了微波爐用的餐盤。

　　2. Don't whip your hair too enthusiastically.

　　甩頭發(fā)的時(shí)候不要太熱情洋溢

　　My sophomore year of college, my roommate and I were making fun of Willow Smith's song “Whip My Hair”. I whipped a little too hard, and my laptop flew off my lap and crashed onto the floor. Not my proudest moment.

　　我大二的時(shí)候，有一次我和室友一起聽(tīng)維羅·史密斯的歌《頭發(fā)甩甩》。我甩頭發(fā)用力過(guò)猛，以致我的筆記本從腿上飛了出去，砸到地上了。

　　3. Keep in mind that sometimes, even ants can't save you.

　　記住，有時(shí)候就算螞蟻也救不了你

　　I dropped a hot bowl of mashed potatoes on my laptop keyboard. The keys all press themselves now. I put the laptop outside to try to save it by letting the ants eat the mashed potatoes, but the damage had already been done. The ants did a good job cleaning it out, though.

　　我不小心把一大碗熱乎乎的土豆泥倒在鍵盤上了。鍵盤上的按鍵都開(kāi)始自行其是了。我把筆記本放在室外，希望螞蟻來(lái)吃掉土豆泥，我的筆記本就得救了，然而這也無(wú)濟(jì)于事。不過(guò)螞蟻還是幫我把鍵盤清理的蠻干凈的。

　　4. Never trust a cleanly infant.

　　絕不要信任有潔癖的寶寶

　　I was babysitting my cousin's son who was 3 or 4 at the time and had an obsession with cleaning EVERYTHING. Laptop was on the coffee table, glass of water on the end table. I left the room for no more than 3 minutes to use the bathroom. When I re-entered the room, it was already too late; he had dumped the whole glass of water on the laptop. I yelled, “Seth, NO!” and the poor kid burst into tears and said, “I just wanted it clean it for you!”

　　那時(shí)我在看護(hù)我的侄兒子，他3、4歲的樣子，特別喜歡把每件東西都弄得干干凈凈。我的筆記本放在咖啡桌上，桌角有一杯水。我離開(kāi)房間去衛(wèi)生間，用了不到三分鐘的時(shí)間。當(dāng)我再回到房間里的時(shí)候，我發(fā)現(xiàn)一切都太遲了：他已經(jīng)把一整杯水都倒在了我的筆記本上。我尖叫道：“賽斯，住手!”，而那個(gè)可憐的孩子則崩出淚水，說(shuō)道“我只是想為你把它弄干凈!”

　　5. Don't be too whimsy.

　　別太神經(jīng)質(zhì)

　　I broke my laptop dancing in the rain. I was waiting for a ride home from class at my university and it was raining and so I jumped in the puddles like the toddler I am and when I got home I realized my backpack was soaked through and my laptop was dead.

　　我在雨中漫舞的時(shí)候弄壞了我的筆記本。那時(shí)我上完課準(zhǔn)備搭車回家，天上下著雨，我像小孩子一樣踩著水洼玩。到家時(shí)我才意識(shí)到我的背包濕透了，我的筆記本也完蛋了。

　　6. And don't forget that your laptop isn't a cutting board.

　　別忘了你的筆記本不是裁紙板!

　　My desk was overflowing and I was going to cut some cardboard with a hobby knife. I decided to use my computer as my cutting board. Needless to say, I pushed that knife a bit too deep into the cardboard.

　　我的書(shū)桌上堆滿了東西，我想用裁紙刀裁幾張紙板。所以我決定用我的筆記本充當(dāng)裁紙板。不用說(shuō)你也猜得到，我下刀力道大了些在裁紙板上刺得深了一點(diǎn)。

　　7. Be aware of the dangers of Britney Spears.

　　當(dāng)心小甜甜布蘭妮

　　I was watching Crossroads, with Britney Spears, and I put my glass of wine down on it to dance to “I Love Rock 'n' Roll” and got a little too into it. The wine spilled all over the keyboard and that was the end of that.

　　我在看小甜甜的電影處女作《布蘭妮要怎樣》，我把一杯紅酒放在筆記本上，跟著《我愛(ài)搖滾》(I Love Rock 'n' Roll)的樂(lè)曲跳起舞來(lái)，結(jié)果我有點(diǎn)太投入了。酒灑在鍵盤上，就是這樣了!

　　8. Try not to cash in all your bad karma at once.

　　試著阻止那些厄運(yùn)突然全部應(yīng)驗(yàn)

　　Leaving school, I put my laptop on the top of my car while loading my backpack into the back seat. While I was driving, I noticed something fly off of my car, and I realized that it was my laptop.

　　我正準(zhǔn)備離開(kāi)學(xué)校，我把筆記本放在車頂上，然后把背包放進(jìn)后備箱。當(dāng)我把車開(kāi)起來(lái)之后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)有什么東西從我的車上飛了出去，然后意識(shí)到那是我的筆記本!

　　9. And try not to be too sad.

　　試著別讓自己太傷心

　　Not me, but a friend got really homesick her first month of college and cried so much on her MacBook track pad that she gave it water damage.

　　我的一個(gè)朋友剛進(jìn)大學(xué)一個(gè)月那會(huì)兒特別想家，她對(duì)著自己的蘋果筆記本觸摸板不停的哭，結(jié)果她的筆記本就受潮了。