簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)

　　從語(yǔ)用角度而言,笑話(huà)是合作原則和禮貌原則基礎(chǔ)上的會(huì)話(huà)含意的導(dǎo)出或是會(huì)話(huà)含意的取消。下面小編整理了簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)，希望大家喜歡!

　　簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：拳擊和逃跑

　　Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.”

　　丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友:“這是一個(gè)粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”

　　Friend: “But suppose he come up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box.”

　　朋友:“如果他碰上的對(duì)手是一個(gè)比他高大，健壯而且也會(huì)拳擊的人怎么辦?”

　　Dan: “I’m teaching him how to run,too.”

　　丹:“當(dāng)然，我也會(huì)教他逃跑的。”

　　簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：他的耳朵在我的衣兜里

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?”

　　伊凡流著鼻血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”

　　"A kid bit me,” replied Ivan.

　　“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡說(shuō)。

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　“再見(jiàn)到他時(shí)你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。

　　"I'd know him anywhere,” said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket.”

　　“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他。”伊凡說(shuō):“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜里呢。”

　　簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：好孩子

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

　　“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman, "he answered.

　　“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆。”他回答說(shuō)。

　　"You’re a good boy,” said the mother proudly.

　　“你真是個(gè)好孩子!”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。

　　"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　“再給你兩分錢(qián)。可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

　　"She is the one who sells the candy.”

　　“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”

　　簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：模仿

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.

　　一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺(jué)得肚子痛。

　　"well，sit down and eat your tea,”said his mother. "Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty.It’1l be all right when you’ve got something in it.”

　　“來(lái)，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心。”媽媽說(shuō):“你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏?。吃點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。”

　　Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office，complaining of a headache. "That’s because it’s empty，”said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it.”

　　一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回來(lái)了，說(shuō)是頭痛。“你頭痛是因?yàn)槟X袋是空的。”他聰明的兒子說(shuō):“里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。”

　　簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：傻爸爸

　　Mr. White was watching TV when his eight一year一old son came into the room. He cried，"Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face.” Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said，"You beat my son and I dare to beat yours.”

　　懷特先生在房間里看電視，他八歲的兒子走進(jìn)來(lái)哭著說(shuō):“爸爸，剛才爺爺打了我一耳光。”懷特先生聽(tīng)了非常生氣。突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，說(shuō):“你打我兒子，我也敢打你兒子。”