初中英語小笑話長一點(diǎn)
初中英語小笑話長一點(diǎn)
幽默與笑話是人們生活中的精神樂趣,是人們智慧與文化的結(jié)晶。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的初中英語小笑話長一點(diǎn)，歡迎閱讀!
初中英語小笑話長一點(diǎn)篇一
真是恩愛的一對
How Sweet!
喔，真是恩愛的一對!
Two women friends were having tea.
兩個女人正在喝茶，
Said one to the other,
其中一位對另一位說道：
"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
“我已經(jīng)花了一個禮拜找我的律師，….。”
"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托別再向我提律師的事了，”那位剛死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在處理我先生遺留的房地產(chǎn)時遭遇到好多麻煩，有時候我真希望他沒死就好了。
初中英語小笑話長一點(diǎn)篇二
別急慢慢來
Let's Not Be Hasty
別急慢慢來
Said the wife to the husband.
一位妻子對她先生說道：
"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.
“親愛的，我們必須另外再找一名家庭醫(yī)師，
This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."
這已經(jīng)是戴維斯醫(yī)生第三次開錯藥方，差點(diǎn)就要我的命!…
"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "
“喔，別這樣嗎!親愛的，再給他一次機(jī)會試試看。”
初中英語小笑話長一點(diǎn)篇三
你在哪里遇到你太太呢
And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?
你在哪里遇到你太太呢?
Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.
兩個熟識的朋友剛好同時在理發(fā)店內(nèi)刮胡子。
After the barbers had finished,
理發(fā)師刮完他們的胡子后，
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
兩人都被問到要不要在臉上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
"No, no," answered the first man.
“不，不，”第一個先生說。
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "
“我太太會以為我去過妓院。”
"Go ahead," said the other.
“我沒關(guān)系，”另一個先生說道。
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "
“我太太從沒在妓院待過!”
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