英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典短笑話帶翻譯
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英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典短笑話帶翻譯篇一
Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預(yù)報(bào)
一個(gè)電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個(gè)印度老人到導(dǎo)演跟前告訴導(dǎo)演說(shuō)"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又來(lái)告訴導(dǎo)演說(shuō),"明天有風(fēng)暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"導(dǎo)演說(shuō).他告訴秘書雇傭該印度人來(lái)預(yù)報(bào)天氣.
幾次預(yù)報(bào)都很成功.然后,接下來(lái)的兩周,印度人不見(jiàn)了.
最后,導(dǎo)演派人去把他叫來(lái)了."我明天必須拍一個(gè)很大的場(chǎng)景,"導(dǎo)演說(shuō),"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說(shuō),"收音機(jī)壞了."
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典短笑話帶翻譯篇二
I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士
一天，遠(yuǎn)東百貨公司的女裝大減價(jià)，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒(méi)過(guò)多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。后來(lái)，他低下頭，揮動(dòng)雙臂，擠過(guò)人群。
“你干嘛?”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎?”
“聽著，”他說(shuō)，“我已經(jīng)象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個(gè)小時(shí)。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個(gè)女士。”
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典短笑話帶翻譯篇三
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典短笑話帶翻譯篇四
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會(huì)生氣的;而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼，他會(huì)更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“雞眼”的意思。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典短笑話帶翻譯篇五
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因?yàn)閟nail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說(shuō)蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說(shuō)呢?
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