英語(yǔ)笑話小短文帶翻譯
笑話是古典小說(shuō)的一個(gè)分支,這在眾多的小說(shuō)史中都得到了肯定。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話小短文帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)笑話小短文帶翻譯篇一
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
小鎮(zhèn)的一個(gè)警官讓一個(gè)在主大道上超速駕駛的摩托車手停下來(lái)。
A:But officer, I can explain.
長(zhǎng)官，請(qǐng)聽(tīng)我解釋。
B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.
閉嘴，我要讓你在監(jiān)獄里冷靜冷靜，直到警長(zhǎng)回來(lái)為止。
A:But，officer, I just wanted to say. . .
但是，長(zhǎng)官，我只是想說(shuō)……。
B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!
我說(shuō)過(guò)閉嘴，你要進(jìn)監(jiān)獄了!
(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
兒個(gè)小時(shí)后警官去看囚犯。)
B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.
幸虧警長(zhǎng)今天參加他女兒的婚禮去了，回來(lái)后他心情肯定比較好。
A:Don't count on it，I'm the groom.
別指望啦。我就是新郎。
英語(yǔ)笑話小短文帶翻譯篇二
professor is handing out the examination papers to a roomful of students.
教授正在給全班學(xué)生發(fā)考卷。
a:you will have exactly two hours. under no circumstances will accept a paper given to me after the deadline has passed. do you under-stand ?
你們有整整兩個(gè)小時(shí)的時(shí)間，超過(guò)規(guī)定時(shí)間交上來(lái)的考卷，不管什么原因，我絕對(duì)不收，明白嗎?
b:yes.
是。
( after two hours.兩小時(shí)以后。)
a:time is up.
時(shí)間到。
b:wait.
等一下。
(about 15 minutes later. a students come to the platform and give his paper to the professor.
大約巧分鐘以后，一個(gè)學(xué)生走向講臺(tái)，并把卷子給了教授。)
a:didn't you hear what i said?
你難道沒(méi)聽(tīng)到我說(shuō)的話嗎?
r:yes，i did. but do you know who i am!professor?
不，我聽(tīng)到了，但你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎，教授?
a:no.
不知道。
b:terrific.
太好了。
then he stuffed his paper into the middle of the pile.
然后他把他的考卷塞進(jìn)整堆考卷中。
英語(yǔ)笑話小短文帶翻譯篇三
A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.
看，一只鳥(niǎo)在頭頂飛過(guò)。
B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?
你為什么舉起槍又猶豫了呢?
A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.
我不敢肯定那是不是鴨子，我想我必須聽(tīng)聽(tīng)另一醫(yī)生的診斷意見(jiàn)。但這時(shí)鳥(niǎo)飛走了。
B:Look!Another duck.
看!另一只鴨子。
C:Why don't you shoot at it?
你為什么不打它?
B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.
(喃喃自語(yǔ))我也不能肯定那是不是鴨子。并且那只鳥(niǎo)可能還懷著小鳥(niǎo)，我必須作進(jìn)一步調(diào)查。
C:But the creature make good its escape.
但是那家伙從容不迫地逃脫了。
(Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.
然后，是眼尖的精神病醫(yī)生看到了飛鳥(niǎo)。用肩頂住槍托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄準(zhǔn)的獵物是什么。)
D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?
既然你知道那是只鴨子你還猶豫什么?
C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?
是啊，現(xiàn)在我知道那是只鴨子，可它自己知道嗎?
(Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.
最后，第四只鴨子快速地飛過(guò)。這次是外科醫(yī)生把獵槍對(duì)準(zhǔn)了天空。“嘣”一聲槍響，外科醫(yī)生放下槍口還在冒煙的獵槍，扭過(guò)頭，面無(wú)表情地對(duì)身邊的病理學(xué)家說(shuō)。)
D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?
去看看那是不是一只野鴨，可以嗎?
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