英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)短笑話大全
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)短笑話大全
笑話是幽默的一個(gè)屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)短笑話篇一
調(diào)位
The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”
博物館館長(zhǎng)助理找到館長(zhǎng)反映了一個(gè)問題:“先生，木乃伊現(xiàn)已受潮開始發(fā)霉了，但在迷宮中展覽的小白鼠的皮膚變得越來(lái)越干澡。”
The head, curator thought a minute，then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is.”
館長(zhǎng)聽后，想了一會(huì)兒，說(shuō):“把木乃伊放到白鼠那兒去吧。”
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)短笑話篇二
吹牛
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off，“said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
三名著名的外科醫(yī)生在吹噓著各自的高超醫(yī)術(shù)。其中一個(gè)說(shuō):“有個(gè)人切斷了一只手，他來(lái)找我治療，如今，他已成為音樂會(huì)的小提琴手。”
That's nothing." said another.“A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on，and today that man is a marathon runner."
“那有什么，”另一個(gè)不服，“有個(gè)家伙的兩條腿全斷了，我給他接上了?，F(xiàn)在這家伙是馬拉松運(yùn)動(dòng)員。”
"I can top both of you，"said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. ,There was nothing left but a horse's posterior---and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate. "
“你們倆都比不上我。”第三個(gè)人說(shuō)，“有一天，我被叫到一起事故的現(xiàn)場(chǎng)。當(dāng)時(shí)那兒什么都沒留下，只有一個(gè)馬屁股和一副眼鏡。現(xiàn)在那個(gè)人就坐在美國(guó)參議院中。”
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)短笑話篇三
竅門
My mother and a group of her friends were discussing housecleaning. Mom, who dislikes the task，stated in a matter-of-fact way,”Oh，I'm giving it up. I'm going to let the dirt build up. Then I'll call the police， report a burglary, and let them come and dust for fingerprints.”
媽媽和幾個(gè)朋友在談?wù)摯驋叻坑诘氖?。媽媽不喜歡干這項(xiàng)工作，她講出了一個(gè)可行的辦法。“噢，我現(xiàn)在已不干了，我讓灰塵積攢下去，然后給警寨局打個(gè)電話，就說(shuō)我家丟了
東西。他們?yōu)榱苏抑讣y，就會(huì)把一切都打掃干凈的。”
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)短笑話篇四
穿錯(cuò)了
I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten，so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my younger，more fashionable sister，who was staying with us at the time. We had agreed not to borrow from one another without asking，but she was asleep，so I slipped some shorts and a shirt out of her drawer silently，planning to put them back before she woke up.
在陪兒子上幼兒園的第一天，我怒打扮一下自己。我打算從妹妹那兒借身外衣，她年徑而且時(shí)髦。妹妹和我們住在一起。我們有約在先，不經(jīng)過對(duì)方的同意不能拿別人的東西。但那時(shí)她仍在睡覺。于是，我從她的衣拒里輕徑拿走幾條短褲和一件村衣，本想趁她沒醒來(lái)時(shí)再放回去。
To my surprise .she was awake when I got back, but she didn't mention the clothes. We chatted about Jason's introduction to kindergarten. Finally，she smiled and asked coolly，"And how did Jason's teacher like my pajamas?"
讓我吃驚的是，當(dāng)我送兒子去幼兒園回來(lái)后，妹妹已經(jīng)醒了。但她沒找衣服的事兒。我們聊了聊兒子吉森在幼兒園做自我介紹的情況。最后，妹妹笑著并不動(dòng)聲色地問:“吉森的老師覺得我的睡衣怎徉?”
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)短笑話篇五
規(guī)定
It was sunny and warm when our neighbor, Danny，left home for his first day of school. He was the proud if reluctaut possessor of a new sport coat and tie，since his school had a dress requirement.
今天是個(gè)晴天，天氣暖和。我的鄰居丹尼今天第一天上學(xué)。因?yàn)閷W(xué)校在穿著上有所要求，丹尼只好穿上新運(yùn)動(dòng)衣，還戴上條有帶。
At dismissal time，it was hot out. I could see Danny's mom watching from her front door to catch a glimpse of her handsome young man getting off the school bus. Finally，he appeared- tie undone，lunch box in hand，no coat in sight.
下午放學(xué)時(shí)，天氣有點(diǎn)熱。我看見丹尼的母親站在門口，等著看看她那漂亮兒子從校車上下來(lái)。一會(huì)兒丹尼出現(xiàn)了。領(lǐng)帶沒系，夾著午飯盒，新運(yùn)動(dòng)衣不見了.
His mother yelled，"Danny，where's your jacket?"
母親生氣地喊道:“丹尼，你的運(yùn)動(dòng)衣呢?”
“It's okay，Mom，"he hollered. "It's in my lunch box.”
他喊看說(shuō):“別擔(dān)心，它在我的午餐盒里.”
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