關(guān)于六一兒童節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話
關(guān)于六一兒童節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話
“六一國(guó)際兒童節(jié)”,通常簡(jiǎn)稱(chēng)為“六一”、“六一兒童節(jié)”,它是屬于兒童的重要節(jié)日,是幼兒園中重大生活事件,同時(shí)也是一項(xiàng)重要的社會(huì)事件。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于六一兒童節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于六一兒童節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
考試之前老師和學(xué)生的對(duì)白
Everybody!Examination is coming tomorrow!同學(xué)們，明天就要考試了!
Test paper is locked in my drawer!Review your lessons carefully after going back home!試卷就在我抽屜里鎖著，回家要好好復(fù)習(xí)功課!
Any question?誰(shuí)還有什么問(wèn)題? Yes!Where is the key of the drawer?有!您抽屜的鑰匙在哪兒?
關(guān)于六一兒童節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
〃If I sold my house and my car，had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor，would I get into heaven?〃I asked the children in my Sunday school class.〃No!〃the children all answered.〃If I cleaned the church everyday，mowed the yard，and kept everything nea tand tidy，would I get into heaven?〃Again，the answer was，〃No!〃〃Well，〃I continued，〃then how can I get into heaven?〃A five-year-old boy shouted out，〃You gotta be dead!〃
“如果我把房子和車(chē)賣(mài)了，在車(chē)庫(kù)舉行義賣(mài)，并把所有的錢(qián)給窮人，我能進(jìn)天堂嗎?”我問(wèn)主日學(xué)校(教堂在周日開(kāi)設(shè)的兒童宗教班級(jí))的孩子。孩子們齊聲回答：“不能!”“那如果我每天都打掃教堂，給院子的草坪割草，并且把東西都收拾得干凈整潔，我會(huì)上天堂嗎?”回答還是：“不能!”“好吧，”我繼續(xù)問(wèn)，“那我要怎樣才能升天堂呢?”一個(gè)五歲的男孩兒叫道：“你得死了才行!”
關(guān)于六一兒童節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny? "
Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. "
Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"
Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. "
湯姆：“約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎? ”
約翰尼：“他害病臥床了。他受了傷。”
湯姆：“真糟糕，怎么回事兒? ”
約翰尼：“我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。”
關(guān)于六一兒童節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
the father asked his son: "you are not afraid of ghosts?"
"what's scary ghost!" the son said: "grandma said you are a troublemaker; aunt said you are drunk; mother often scolded you glutton, slacker; uncle said you are stingy. I every day together and you are not afraid, afraid of what!"
父親問(wèn)兒子：“你不怕鬼嗎?”
“鬼有什么可怕的!”兒子說(shuō)：“奶奶說(shuō)你是搗蛋鬼;姑姑說(shuō)你是酒鬼;媽媽常罵你饞鬼、懶鬼;叔叔說(shuō)你是小氣鬼。我天天和你在一起都不怕，還怕什么鬼!”
關(guān)于六一兒童節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
as a child with a bottle in the side of the road stood for a long time, until the police came and asked him: "little guy, why stand on the side of the road?" "my mother told me to come to buy soy sauce," said the children put on a long face, "she said to the car I can a horse road......"
一個(gè)小孩拿著瓶子在馬路邊站了許久，后來(lái)警察走過(guò)來(lái)問(wèn)他：“小家伙，干嗎在馬路邊站著?” “媽媽叫我出來(lái)買(mǎi)醬油，”小孩哭喪著臉說(shuō)，“她說(shuō)要等汽車(chē)開(kāi)過(guò)我才能過(guò)馬路……”
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