簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
笑話一般是短小精悍、句子結(jié)構(gòu)緊湊、運(yùn)用藝術(shù)手段造成巨大的夸張和想象,使矛盾發(fā)展到最尖銳的地步,然后突然得到意外的解決,從而生成強(qiáng)烈的喜劇效果。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一
Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭醫(yī)生看著他說(shuō)：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起來(lái)像-只鴨子，飛起來(lái)像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就對(duì)著它射擊，但是沒(méi)射中，這只鳥(niǎo)飛走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細(xì)翻翻閱好幾頁(yè)的野鳥(niǎo)手冊(cè)說(shuō)
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥(niǎo)嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他舉起他的槍來(lái)射它，但是這兵鳥(niǎo)飛一了好遠(yuǎn)。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,
外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥(niǎo)擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說(shuō)：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”
簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”
簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三
Silly Doctor
蠢醫(yī)生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫(yī)生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因?yàn)樗獾搅钊穗y受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫(yī)生開(kāi)了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒(méi)什么幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時(shí)候，醫(yī)生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒(méi)什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時(shí)候 ，醫(yī)生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
“回家洗個(gè)熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開(kāi)，然后站在通風(fēng)處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說(shuō)：“但是醫(yī)生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的話，我就會(huì)得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我知道啦，別擔(dān)心啦，我會(huì)治療肺炎啦。”
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