簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說過,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。本文是簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!
簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯：He's just been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll, which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom, and then, turnning to the teller, "I beg your pardon, young man. Please forgive my son. He's just been to the zoo."
當(dāng)我在銀行里排隊時，發(fā)現(xiàn)一位婦女抱著一個小孩站在一個窗口。男孩正在吃一個面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。
“別這樣，親愛的，” 男孩的媽媽說。然后她轉(zhuǎn)向出納員說，“對不起，小伙子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛?cè)ミ^動物園。”
簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯：The Horse can talk 馬會說話
A man was reading a newspaper at a table, when his wife suddenly came to him and hit him on the back. The man was very surprised and asked: "Why do you hit me?"
The wife answered: "Who is Mary mentioned in the letter in your pocket?"
The man said: "It was the horse in the racecourse, which I chipped in two weeks ago."
Three days later, the man was sitting at the table, and this time his wife beat him angrily. The man asked: "What do you beat me for this time?"
The wife answered: "Your horse gave you a telephone call."
一個男人坐在桌邊看報紙，他妻子忽然走到身后，用拳頭狠狠地打他，男人摸著腦袋不解地問：“為什么打我?”
妻子回答:”你的口袋里那封信提到的瑪麗是誰?”
男人說：“是我兩星期前在馬場下注的那匹馬。”
三天后，男人又在桌邊，他妻子這次更氣憤地打他。男人問：“這次又為什么?”
妻子回答：“你的馬打電話來了。”
簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯：我當(dāng)時還不缺錢
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。
“大夫!”他說，“幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!”
“天哪，”大夫說，“早干嘛去了?你當(dāng)時怎么不來看?”
“實話告訴您吧，大夫，”窮人說，“我當(dāng)時還不缺錢!”
簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯：Put your feet in 把腳放進去
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle, and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary!" called the teacher sharply. "Yes, Madam?" questioned the pupil, "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
一個女學(xué)生坐在座位上，嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里，被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了。“瑪麗!”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她。“什么事，老師?”這女學(xué)生問。“把口香糖從嘴里拿出來，把腳放進去。”
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