簡單的超短英文笑話閱讀
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說過,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。本文是簡單的超短英文笑話，希望對大家有幫助!
簡單的超短英文笑話：Going to the movies
Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.
簡單的超短英文笑話：Full set
What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
簡單的超短英文笑話：Governors mansion
Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
簡單的超短英文笑話：Still married
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
簡單的超短英文笑話：Moosehead
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
簡單的超短英文笑話：Armadillos
Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.
簡單的超短英文笑話：Eating a possum
How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?
Two.
One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
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Pilot
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.
He directed that a Air Force base nearby to a Redneck town be opened and that all eligibleyoung men and women be invited to come and see it.
As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them.
The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself.
He looked at the first young man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!"
The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says, "Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"
The aide hustles the young man off. The general looks at the second young man and asked, "What skills to you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man says, "I chop wood!"
"Son," the general replies, "we don't need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?"
"I chop wood!"
"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to me, we don't need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!"
"Well," the young man says, "you hired my brother!"
"Of course we did," says the general, "he's a pilot!"
The young man rolls his eyes and says, "Dang it, I have to chop it before he can pile it!"
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