關(guān)于公園的英文笑話閱讀
關(guān)于公園的英文笑話閱讀
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過(guò)幽默的文字或圖示來(lái)達(dá)到令人會(huì)心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。小編精心收集了關(guān)于公園的英文笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
關(guān)于公園的英文笑話：Kiss in the Park 公園里的接吻
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench,passionately1 kissing
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
公園里漫步的一對(duì)夫婦注意到一位男士和一位女士正坐在長(zhǎng)凳上激情地接吻。
“你為什么不那樣做呢?” 妻子說(shuō)。
“親愛(ài)的，”她的丈夫答道:“我根本不認(rèn)識(shí)那位女士!”
看了“關(guān)于公園的英文笑話”后，學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享“你不喜歡今天的顏色嗎”!
Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?
Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.
She did not drive fast，because she was old，but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her，“Please don't drive your car，grandmother. We can take you to the shops.”
But she always said，“No，I like driving. I've driven for fifty years，and I'm not going to stop now.”
Last Saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red，and then it did not start again. The lights were green，then yellow，then red，
then green again，but her car did not start.
“What am I going to do now?” She said.
But then a policeman came and said to her kindly，“Good morning. Don't you like any of our colours today?”
格林太太八十歲了。她有一輛小型轎車(chē)，每逢星期六她總是開(kāi)著這輛車(chē)去購(gòu)買(mǎi)食品。
因?yàn)槟昙o(jì)大了，格林太太車(chē)子開(kāi)得不快，不過(guò)她開(kāi)車(chē)技術(shù)很高，從來(lái)沒(méi)有出過(guò)事。有時(shí)她的孫子孫女們對(duì)她說(shuō)：“奶奶，您別開(kāi)車(chē)了，我們可以送您去商店。”
但她總是說(shuō)：“不，我喜歡開(kāi)車(chē)。我已經(jīng)開(kāi)了五十年了，現(xiàn)在還不想撒手。”
上星期六，她看見(jiàn)交通燈是紅色就剎住了車(chē)。后來(lái)車(chē)子熄火了。交通燈由綠色轉(zhuǎn)為黃色，然后轉(zhuǎn)為紅色，又轉(zhuǎn)變?yōu)榫G色，可她的車(chē)子還是發(fā)動(dòng)不起來(lái)。
“現(xiàn)在我該怎么辦呢?”她說(shuō)。
這時(shí)一位警察走過(guò)來(lái)，和氣地對(duì)她說(shuō)：“早上好，今天交通燈的顏色沒(méi)有一樣您喜歡嗎?”
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