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　　有關(guān)英文笑話(huà)故事：歌德的容忍

　　Goethe's Tolerance

　　Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

　　一詞，歌德正在魏瑪一個(gè)公園的一條狹窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇見(jiàn)一個(gè)對(duì)他懷有敵意的評(píng)論家。兩人都停了下來(lái)，彼此相互對(duì)視。接著評(píng)論家說(shuō)道：“我從來(lái)不給傻瓜讓路。” “可我給。”說(shuō)完歌德退到了一邊。

　　有關(guān)英文笑話(huà)故事：吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì)

　　The Mean Man's Party

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門(mén)鈴。門(mén)開(kāi)了后，再用你的腳把門(mén)推開(kāi)。”

　　“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”

　　有關(guān)英文笑話(huà)故事：貓和老鼠

　　Cat and Mice

　　Mrs. Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

　　"What's in your box?" asked the friend.

　　"A cat," answered Mrs. Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs. Brown.

　　布朗夫人去拜訪(fǎng)一位朋友，她拿著一個(gè)頂部扎滿(mǎn)了小眼兒的盒子。“盒子里裝的是什么?”朋友問(wèn)道。“一只小貓，”布朗夫人回答說(shuō)，“你知道我晚上睡覺(jué)總夢(mèng)見(jiàn)老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友說(shuō)。“小貓也是假想的。”布朗夫人小聲說(shuō)道。

　　有關(guān)英文笑話(huà)故事：林肯的生日

　　Lincoln’s Birthday

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老師：1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。

　　老師：正確。那么1812年發(fā)生了什么重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過(guò)他的三周歲生日。

　　有關(guān)英文笑話(huà)故事：Marriage Cost 結(jié)婚付出的代價(jià)

　　A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

　　The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

　　一個(gè)小男孩問(wèn)他的爸爸，結(jié)婚要花多少錢(qián)?爸爸說(shuō)：我不知道，因?yàn)槲胰匀辉诟稁ぁ?/p>

　　
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