很短的英語(yǔ)笑話小故事閱讀
英語(yǔ)笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過(guò)幽默的文字或圖示來(lái)達(dá)到令人會(huì)心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。本文是很短的英語(yǔ)笑話小故事，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
很短的英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：Goldfish
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚(yú)。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
很短的英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me 0 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞錯(cuò)了
一位美國(guó)人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場(chǎng)車(chē)禍中喪生。他們到達(dá)天堂的門(mén)口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解釋說(shuō)是搞錯(cuò)了。“每人給我五百美元，”他說(shuō)，“我將把你們送回人間，就象什么都沒(méi)有發(fā)生過(guò)一樣。”
“成交!”美國(guó)人說(shuō)。立刻，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己毫不損傷地站在現(xiàn)場(chǎng)附近。
“其他人在哪兒?”一名醫(yī)生問(wèn)道。
“我離開(kāi)之前，”那名美國(guó)人說(shuō)，“我看見(jiàn)英格蘭人正在砍價(jià)，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說(shuō)應(yīng)該由他的政府來(lái)出這筆錢(qián)。”
很短的英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預(yù)報(bào)
一個(gè)電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個(gè)印度老人到導(dǎo)演跟前告訴導(dǎo)演說(shuō)"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又來(lái)告訴導(dǎo)演說(shuō),"明天有風(fēng)暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"導(dǎo)演說(shuō).他告訴秘書(shū)雇傭該印度人來(lái)預(yù)報(bào)天氣.
幾次預(yù)報(bào)都很成功.然后,接下來(lái)的兩周,印度人不見(jiàn)了.
最后,導(dǎo)演派人去把他叫來(lái)了."我明天必須拍一個(gè)很大的場(chǎng)景,"導(dǎo)演說(shuō),"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說(shuō),"收音機(jī)壞了."
很短的英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
偉大的獵手Jonesie
有個(gè)小村莊正為一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。于是，村長(zhǎng)派人去請(qǐng)偉大的獵手Jonesie來(lái)殺死這只野獸。
獵手躺著等了幾個(gè)晚上，但獅子一直沒(méi)有出現(xiàn)。最后，他要求村長(zhǎng)殺只羊然后把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。
半夜，村民被從草原傳來(lái)的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒(méi)有獅子出沒(méi)的蛛絲馬跡。
“Jonesie，怎么了?獅子在哪?”村長(zhǎng)問(wèn)。
“哪有獅子!”獵人怒吼道，“哪個(gè)傻瓜把公牛放出來(lái)了?”
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