六年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話及漢語(yǔ)翻譯
六年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話及漢語(yǔ)翻譯
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六年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話及漢語(yǔ)翻譯：牧師來(lái)電話
Mommy is hitting the bottle
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone.
“It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother.
Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
注：hit the bottle有“酗酒”的意思。
六年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話及漢語(yǔ)翻譯：好心的律師Eating grass
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass?"
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."
So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The lawyer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
六年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話及漢語(yǔ)翻譯：從天堂扔出來(lái)
Little Johnny’s new baby brother
Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
六年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話及漢語(yǔ)翻譯：黃奶酪和白奶酪的區(qū)別
My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter.
She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he wanted white cheese or yellow.
“What’s the difference?” Sean asked.
“Hello?” replied the girl, sighing and rolling her eyes. “The COLOR is different!”
六年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話及漢語(yǔ)翻譯：有沒(méi)有圣誕老人
Is there a Santa Claus
A few days after Christmas, my six-year-old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?"
"Well, what do you think?" I asked him.
He replied, “Well, my Playstation that I got and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper.”
He thought for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what ... you and Dad can go on buying me presents and let's just forget we ever had this talk!"
Playstation: 游戲機(jī)
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