有關(guān)于四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
有關(guān)于四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
小學(xué)四年級(jí)的小學(xué)生們可以通過(guò)英語(yǔ)笑話在刻板的學(xué)習(xí)生活中感到一絲的快意和放松。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)于四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
有關(guān)于四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：醫(yī)生住在樓下
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
有關(guān)于四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：女人和男人
Women and men
An English professor wrote the words "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed students to punctuate them correctly.
The male students wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The female students wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
有關(guān)于四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：打電話的馬
Your horse just phoned
A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"What the hell was that for? " he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it," she replies.
"Don't be silly," he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes.
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for? "
"Your fucking horse just phoned."
有關(guān)于四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：在吃藥中度過(guò)余生
For the rest of my life
A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said: "The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life."
Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. "Sure," came the reply, "but he only gave me ten."
有關(guān)于四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：亞當(dāng)?shù)囊路嗀dam's suit
Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out.
He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a leaf that had been pressed in the pages.
His mom came along and asked, "What do you have there Johnny?"
Johnny replied, "I think it's Adam's suit."
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