關(guān)于英語笑話故事小短文閱讀
關(guān)于英語笑話故事小短文閱讀
從古到今,笑話是人們辛苦工作和生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。本文是關(guān)于英語笑話故事小短文，希望對大家有幫助!
關(guān)于英語笑話故事小短文：A Husband's Talking Role
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
關(guān)于英語笑話故事小短文：First day of school
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher was giving instructions and said, "... and if anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
關(guān)于英語笑話故事小短文：Christmas Ticket
Christmas morning a boy rides down the road on his brand new bike when a cop on a horse rides up beside him and says "Did Santa bring you that bike?"
"yea" the boy replies.
"Well maybe next year you can ask Santa to give you a helmet for that bike" and proceeds to write that boy up a 20 dollar ticket.
As the boy rides away on his bike he turns around and says to the police man "Did Santa bring you that horse?"
humoring the boy he says "sure"
"Well maybe next year you can ask Santa to put the dick on the bottom of the horse a instead of on top!"
關(guān)于英語笑話故事小短文：Jimmy's Not Stupid
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
Little Jimmy stood up, alone.
Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"
"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."
關(guān)于英語笑話故事小短文：Papa Fell
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began.
"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?"
"He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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