關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話集錦
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話集錦
英語(yǔ)笑話是人們生活和社會(huì)文化中不可或缺的一部分。它是人們工作學(xué)習(xí)之余緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。本文是關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：So dirty
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"
Ready to play the game, she said,
"I don't know! Who are you?"
"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：Spell crocodile
TEACHER: How do you spell "crocodile?"
STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
STUDENT: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：A Period
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：Late for school
A little farmboy comes in late for school.
The teacher asks why he's late.
The farmboy replies, "I had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her bred by a bull."
Annoyed, teacher demands, "Can't your father do that?"
Little farmboy thinks for a moment: replies, "Well, sure... but the bull can do it better."
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：The boss
Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat"
"Daddy's not home," the babysitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss"
Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, you sit over there." He pointed to his mother's chair.
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