有關于英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
有關于英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編精心收集了有關于英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!
有關于英語笑話帶翻譯：Big Head
兒子的大腦袋
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”
"Where's the shopping bag?"
“購物袋在哪?”
"I haven't got one, use your hat."
“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
有關于英語笑話帶翻譯：Good wishes
良好的心愿
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.Icertainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.Dayspassed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
一天有個男孩去對他老師說：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。當然啰，老師說，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。好幾天過去了，再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。
Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over someroast pig.Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.
最后老師對男孩說：我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。是啊，孩子說，他是這么想的，可后來豬又沒病了。
有關于英語笑話帶翻譯：睡覺是浪費還是節(jié)約
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢，是不是?
有關于英語笑話帶翻譯：The formula for water
Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?
老師：水的分子式是什么?
Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!
花瓶：HIJKLMNO!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
老師：你在說什么?
Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!
花瓶：昨天你不是說H to O嗎?
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