關(guān)于初中英語(yǔ)小笑話演講
關(guān)于初中英語(yǔ)小笑話演講
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關(guān)于初中英語(yǔ)小笑話：三個(gè)醫(yī)生
Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭醫(yī)生看著他說(shuō)：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起來(lái)像-只鴨子，飛起來(lái)像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就對(duì)著它射擊，但是沒(méi)射中，這只鳥(niǎo)飛走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細(xì)翻翻閱好幾頁(yè)的野鳥(niǎo)手冊(cè)說(shuō)
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥(niǎo)嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他舉起他的槍來(lái)射它，但是這兵鳥(niǎo)飛一了好遠(yuǎn)。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,
外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥(niǎo)擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說(shuō)：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”
關(guān)于初中英語(yǔ)小笑話：Exchange Sandwiches
交換三明治
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
有兩位律師走進(jìn)一家小餐廳。點(diǎn)了兩份飲料。
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
然后他們就從他們的公文包當(dāng)中拿出三明治開(kāi)始吃。
The waiter became quite concerned
服務(wù)生感到相當(dāng)不妥，
and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"
就走過(guò)去告訴他們：“你們不可以在這里吃你們自己的三明治!”
The attorneys looked each other ,
這兩位律師彼此看了一下對(duì)方，
shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
聳聳他們的肩膀，然后就交換三明治。
關(guān)于初中英語(yǔ)小笑話：Idiot Teacher
白癡老師
If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .
喜愛(ài)挖苦人的老師說(shuō)：“如果在這間教室里面有白癡，就請(qǐng)站起來(lái)好嗎?”。
After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,
沉默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起來(lái)了。
"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.
老師就以譏笑的口氣問(wèn)他：“喂， 先生，你為什么認(rèn)為你自己是個(gè)白癡呀?”
"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all byyourself."
這名學(xué)生說(shuō)：“ 唉呀，實(shí)際上我才不認(rèn)為我是個(gè)白癡呢，而是我很討厭看著你一個(gè)人站在那里啦。”
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