英語笑話是指以一句英文短語或一個英文故事讓說話者和聽者之間覺得好笑，或是產(chǎn)生幽默感，笑話是一種經(jīng)過藝術加工的語言形式,是藝術化的語言。下面是學習啦小編整理的經(jīng)典爆笑笑話篇，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　經(jīng)典爆笑笑話篇一：the formula for water

　　An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.""What, what?" reasked the instructor."H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

　　生化戰(zhàn)爭課的老師在課堂上問士兵們：“誰知道水的分子式?”“當然，太簡單了。”一個士兵回答道。“是什么?”“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”“什么，什么?”老師又問道。“H to O，”化學專家解釋道。

　　經(jīng)典爆笑笑話篇二：frog 青蛙

　　Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

　　老師正在給學生上生物課：“現(xiàn)在，我將要給你們看我袋子里的這只青蛙。”接著，他把手伸進口袋，卻拿出了一份雞肉三文治。老師滿臉困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一會兒，說道：“真奇怪。我明明記得我已經(jīng)把午飯吃掉了。”

　　經(jīng)典爆笑笑話篇三：相親 Blind Date

　　After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

　　和盲約對象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。”“謝天謝地!”他的約會對象說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

　　經(jīng)典爆笑笑話篇四：兒童英語笑話故事：狼和狗

　　There is a wolf. He is very hungry and has no strength to find food. As he lies under a large tree, a dog sees him. The dog sees the wolf is so thin and hungry, and he feels sorry for him and says, “You are so terrible! Are you hungry?”

　　有一只狼，他非常餓，而且餓得沒有力氣去找吃的了。當他躺在一棵大樹下時，一只狗看見了他。看到狼又餓又瘦，狗挺可憐他的：“你看上去真可怕。你很餓啊?”

　　“Yes,” says the wolf, “I’m hungry because you are guarding the sheep. Now I am so weak that I can’t find food. I think I will do.”

　　“是的。”狼說，“我餓是因為你和你的伙伴看守著羊群?，F(xiàn)在我弱得沒法去找食物。我想我就快要死了。”

　　“Why not help me?” Asks the dog, “I work regularly and I eat regularly. You could do the same. You can help me guard the sleep. In that way, I will not worry about your stealingthe sheep, and you will not worry about going hungry. It’s good for us.

　　“為什么不幫我呢?”狗說，“我們按時工作，準時吃飯。你也行的。你可以幫我看羊群。那樣我就不用擔心你會來偷羊，你也不用擔心挨餓了。這對我們都有好處。”

　　The wolf thinks it over and thinks the dog is right. So they walk to the dog’s house. As they are walking, the wolf sees that only the hair of the dog’s neck is very thin. He iscurious about this. So he asks the dog about it.

　　狼考慮了一下，覺得狗說的對，他們就一起朝狗的屋子走去了。正走著，狼看見口脖子上的毛很少。他覺得好奇，就問狗怎么回事。

　　“Oh, don’t worry about that,” says the dog, “It’s the place where the collar ties on the neck. My master chains me up at night.”

　　“啊，別擔心，”狗說，“這是系狗項圈的地方，晚上主人會把我拴起來。”

　　“Chained up!” shouts the wolf, “Do you mean that you are chained up at night? If I come to live with you, will I be chained up at night, too?”

　　“拴起來?”狼叫起來，“你是說晚上你會拴起來?如果我去和你住，晚上也會被拴起來?”

　　“That’s night,” says the dog, “But, you’ll get used to it.”

　　“沒錯，”狗說，“但是你會習慣的。”

　　“But, if I am chained up, I won’t be free.” After saying this, the wolf turns round and runs away.

　　“但是，如果被拴起來，我就不自由了。”說完，狼轉身跑了。

　　The dog shouts, “Wait! Come back! I’m not free, but I’m healthy. I have good food, and a warm place to sleep. I like enjoying life. In fact, I’m freer than you are.”

　　狗大聲喊道：“等等!回來!我是不自由，可是我很健康，我有好的食物，有個溫暖的地方睡覺。你太喜歡享受生活了。我其實比你還自由些。”

　　經(jīng)典爆笑笑話篇五：

　　沒人知道“IDK”是啥意思!

　　Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

　　金發(fā)女郎：“IDK”是什么意思啊?

　　Brunette: "I don’t know."

　　黑膚女人：我不知道。

　　Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

　　金發(fā)女郎：天啊，沒人知道“IDK”是啥意思!

　　經(jīng)典爆笑笑話篇六：

　　胖牛給了你什么?

　　Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”

　　老師：孩子，雞給了你什么?

　　Student: “Meat!”

　　學生：肉!

　　Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”

　　老師：很好!現(xiàn)在豬給了你什么?

　　Student: “Bacon!”

　　學生：熏肉!

　　Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

　　老師：棒極了!那胖牛給了你什么?

　　Student: “Homework!”

　　學生：作業(yè)!