小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
笑話是一種用來(lái)逗笑取樂(lè)的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學(xué)們?cè)谌粘Ｉ詈蛯W(xué)習(xí)中不時(shí)地會(huì)心一笑,還能從中學(xué)習(xí)到不少的英語(yǔ)知識(shí)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一
Flowers
花
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
有一家公司開(kāi)幕，老板的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,
他們到達(dá)了新的公司地點(diǎn)，老板讀了卡片的 內(nèi)容：
"Rest in Place."
“安息吧”。
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
老板非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake
就在他告訴花店這項(xiàng)明顯的錯(cuò)誤，
and how angry he was ,
以及他有多么生氣之后，
the florist replied,
花廟卻回答說(shuō)：
"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,
“先生，我真的對(duì)于這項(xiàng)錯(cuò)誤感到十分抱歉，
but rather than getting angry,
但是與其生氣，
you should imagine this :
你還不如應(yīng)當(dāng)想象
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
以下這個(gè)情況：今天有一個(gè)地方在舉行葬禮，
and they have flowers with a note saying,
他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說(shuō)：
‘Congratulations on your new location' "
‘恭喜新居落成!”’
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二
Insomnia
失眠
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
有一個(gè)男的去看醫(yī)生，訴說(shuō)著失眠的苦惱。
The doctor gave him a thorough examination,
醫(yī)生給他做了一次完整的檢查，
found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,
完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，
and then told him,
然后告訴他;
"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
“你聽(tīng)好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”
"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."
這個(gè)男的說(shuō)：“我知道呀，但是我沒(méi)辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個(gè)人睡嘛!”
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三
Johnny's Prayer
強(qiáng)尼的祈禱
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .
強(qiáng)尼因?yàn)椴还跃捅悔s進(jìn)他的房間。
After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said a prayer .
過(guò)了一會(huì)兒。他就出來(lái)跟他的媽媽說(shuō)他已緩!徹底反省，而且事后禱告了。
"Fine",said the pleased mother.
滿心歡喜的媽媽說(shuō)：“很好，
"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."
如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會(huì)幫助你。”
"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.
強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)："哦，我沒(méi)有求她幫助我不要不乖;
"I asked him to help you put up with me."
我求它幫助你來(lái)忍受我。”
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