英語小笑話

時間：2017-05-17 14:08:42 韋彥867由分享

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編精心收集了短的英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　短的英語小笑話篇1

　　Its His Fault

　　是他的錯

　　Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

　　比利和波比是兩兄弟，兩人經(jīng)常打架。

　　Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play inthe garden - and be good."

　　上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說：“我現(xiàn)在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。”

　　"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

　　“是，媽媽。”兩個男孩回答，然后他們就出去了。

　　They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " hesaid, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

　　他們在花園里玩了半個小時，然后比利跑進(jìn)了廚房。“媽媽，”他說：“ 波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。”

　　"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

　　“他是個壞孩子。”他媽媽說。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?”

　　"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".

　　“我朝他扔了一塊石子，”比利回答：“他蹲下了。”

　　短的英語小笑話篇2

　　Never Mind

　　坐到了后坐上

　　A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen thedashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

　　一個醉漢打電話給警察局，報(bào)告小偷光顧了他的車，“他們偷走了儀表盤、方向盤，甚至連剎車腳板都偷走了。”

　　However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Nevermind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

　　然而在警察還沒有開始調(diào)查時，電話又一次響了起來，“沒事了”，醉漢打著嗝說，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”