英語(yǔ)小笑話
笑話是實(shí)際生活中客觀存在的，作為文學(xué)式樣，它的特征是戲謔、諷刺，其功能是啟迪、警示。它淵源流長(zhǎng)、值得研究、探討。小編精心收集了小學(xué)英文笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
小學(xué)英文笑話篇1
Thirstin for Love
渴望愛(ài)情
Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,
沙斯敦經(jīng)常去他女友的公寓住處，
but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse.
但他總是設(shè)法找個(gè)理由以免太晚回家。
But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,
但這一次，他和女朋友都睡著了，
and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.
當(dāng)他醒來(lái)時(shí)都已經(jīng)凌晨?jī)牲c(diǎn)了，
Thinking fast, he immediately called home,
沙斯敦腦筋一轉(zhuǎn)，立刻打電話回家，
and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"
當(dāng)他太太接電話時(shí)，他故意喘著氣說(shuō)：“千萬(wàn)不要付贖金!我已經(jīng)安全逃出來(lái)了!”
小學(xué)英文笑話篇2
A Touching Farewell
一個(gè)感人的告別
Two old friends were out golfing.
兩個(gè)老朋友出外打高爾夫球。
As they were preparing to tee off near a road,
當(dāng)他們?cè)谝惶幝放詼?zhǔn)備開(kāi)球時(shí)，
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heartuntil the line of cars had passed.
一列出殯送葬車隊(duì)恰巧經(jīng)過(guò)那里，其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，直到車隊(duì)通過(guò)后才戴上帽子。
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
“你這樣做實(shí)在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說(shuō)道。
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
“喔，那只不過(guò)是我最起碼所能做的事了。
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "
畢竟，到下星期二我們結(jié)婚就滿三十年了。
小學(xué)英文笑話篇3
A Half-price Ticket
半價(jià)票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢(qián)一張?”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。請(qǐng)讓我進(jìn)去吧，我只用一只眼睛看。”
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