英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑
英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑
冷笑話是近幾年出現(xiàn)的一個(gè)新詞,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,它具有強(qiáng)大的生命力,一時(shí)間大紅大紫。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Difference
區(qū) 別
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開(kāi)來(lái)，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)。“我說(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記本上。”
小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Flunking Math
數(shù)學(xué)沒(méi)及格
My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.
我兒子是印第安那市曼西爾波州立大學(xué)的學(xué)生，大學(xué)一年級(jí)就上了系主任的名單。第二年他學(xué)心理學(xué)，剛幾個(gè)星期他就給家里打了個(gè)電話。
"Mom," he said excitely, "I have found the answer to surviving college! It isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I'm lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!"
“媽媽，”他激動(dòng)地說(shuō)：“我找到了如何在大學(xué)里生存下去的答案!重要的不是分?jǐn)?shù)，而是具備將學(xué)到的知識(shí)應(yīng)用于日常生活的素質(zhì)。我很幸運(yùn)地有了這種奇妙的經(jīng)歷。”
"And just what does this mean?" I asked.
“你到底是什么意思?”我問(wèn)道。
"I'm flunking math," he replied.
“我數(shù)學(xué)沒(méi)及格。”他回答說(shuō)。
小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Part-time Job
業(yè)余工作
When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二年級(jí)時(shí)，在一家超級(jí)市場(chǎng)找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。
"How was your first day?" I asked.
“第一天感覺(jué)如何?”我問(wèn)。
"It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."
“好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。”
Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"
由于斯蒂芬不善言談，我問(wèn)道：“你跟他們說(shuō)了些什么?”
"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"
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