輕松幽默笑話閱讀

　　笑話是一種增強快樂的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡單，文筆巧妙的形式出現(xiàn)，給人以出乎意料，并且取得笑意的藝術(shù)效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放松一下自己。下面學習啦小編為大家?guī)磔p松幽默笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　輕松幽默笑話：速度限制

　　The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian accidents, the USAF commander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m. p. h.

　　我作為美國空軍特遣部隊的一員駐扎在英國皇家空軍某基地，那里有一條狹窄的馬路蜿蜒穿過擁擠的居民區(qū)。因為多次出現(xiàn)汽車撞傷行人一類不甚嚴重的車禍，美國空軍司令決定將車速限制在每小時三英里。

　　Shortly after the new limit was posted, an MP sergeant issued a speeding citation to a jeep driver for going five m. p. h. I was curious to know how the MP had determined the jeep's speed so exactly. "I was jogging to get to the PX before it closed,” he explained, "and as I passed the jeep, I noticed that the speedometer read five m. p. h.”

　　新的車速限制公布后不久，一名憲兵中士因一名吉普車司機開車時速達每小時五英里而給他開了一張超速傳票。我很想知道憲兵是怎樣如此精確地知道那輛吉普車的速度的。“我溜達著要在郵局關(guān)門之前到達那里，”他解釋說，“當我超過吉普車時，我注意到計速器指向了每小時五英里。”

　　輕松幽默笑話：愚蠢的兔子

　　Little Steve has a pet rabbit, Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says: "How much is two plus two?"

　　小史蒂夫有一只心愛的兔子名叫本尼。他每天放學以后都和兔子玩。一天，他媽媽看見他抓著兔子的耳朵，不時地搖著那只可憐的兔子，憤怒地說:“二加二等于幾?”

　　“Steve,” says his mother, "Why do you treat your poor little Bunny that way?"

　　“史蒂夫，”他媽媽說:“你為什么那樣對待可憐的小本尼?”

　　"Well,”explains Steve angrily，"Our teacher says that rabbits multiply very quickly, but this dummy can't even add.”

　　“哼，”史蒂夫氣憤地解釋道:“我們老師說兔子算乘法算得很快，但這個笨蛋連加法都不會。”

　　輕松幽默笑話：兩名士兵

　　Two soldiers were in camp. The first one' s name was George，and the second one' s name was Bill. George said, "Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill.” Bill said, "Yes, I have,” and he gave them to him.

　　軍營里有兩名士兵。一個叫喬治，還要一個叫比爾。喬治問:“比爾，你有信紙和信封嗎?”比爾說:“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。

　　Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen.” Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "Have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

　　喬治又說:“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾把自己的筆給了他。喬冶開始寫信了。寫完后把信裝進信封里，又問:“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張郵票。

　　Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill said，“Yes, I am，”and he opened the door.

　　這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問:“你要出去嗎?”比爾說:“是的。”隨即打開了門，

　　George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and. . ." He stopped.

　　喬治說，“請把我的信放在辦公室的信箱里，和...”他停下來。

　　"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

　　“你還有什么事?”

　　George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What'，your girlfriend's address?"

　　喬治說:“你女朋友的通信地址是什么?”