外國趣味笑話四則

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　　外國趣味笑話：雨傘

　　A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back，he found，instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written，"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.”

　　一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳里，不過他在傘柄上系了一張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬于一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘內(nèi)回來。”當(dāng)他回來時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)雨傘已經(jīng)不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫著:“此卡是一位一小時(shí)能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠(yuǎn)不回來了。”

　　外國趣味笑話：就是我

　　A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself?" Looking puzzled，the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes, it’s me all right.”

　　一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行取錢。出納員在檢查了她的存折后問道:“您能證明您的身份嗎?”這個(gè)女孩聽了這話以后看上去很迷惑，隨后她從手提包里拿出一個(gè)小鏡子。她對著鏡子照了一會兒，笑了:“對呀，這就是我。”

　　外國趣味笑話：誰的錯(cuò)

　　Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you!

　　老師:貝蒂，你作業(yè)中出了這么多錯(cuò)，你媽媽一定會責(zé)怪你的!

　　Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I' II blame her. Because it was she who did my homework instead.

　　貝蒂:責(zé)怪我?啊，不會的。正相反，我倒要責(zé)怪她呢，是她替我做的作業(yè)。

　　外國趣味笑話：完美的反駁

　　Do you mind if I smoke?

　　你介意我抽煙嗎?

　　I don’t care if you burst into flames and die.

　　我不在乎你點(diǎn)著自己然后燒死。