趣味英語(yǔ)短故事三則
趣味英語(yǔ)短故事三則
“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)趣味英語(yǔ)短故事三則，歡迎大家閱讀!
趣味英語(yǔ)短故事：診療時(shí)間
It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door: "What is it?"
"I've been bitten by a dog," said the man painfully.
"Well, don't you know that my hours of consultation are between twelve and three?" said the doctor unpleasantly.
"I know," groaned the man, "but that confounded(困惑的) dog didn't know, It bit me at twenty past three."
下午三點(diǎn)半鐘時(shí)，醫(yī)生剛剛躺下想小睡一會(huì)兒，就聽(tīng)到有人大聲敲門。他起身問(wèn)門口的人：“什么事呀?”
門口那個(gè)人痛苦地說(shuō)：“我被狗咬了。”
醫(yī)生很不高興地說(shuō)：“哦，你不知道我診病的時(shí)間是12點(diǎn)到3點(diǎn)嗎?”
那個(gè)人呻吟著說(shuō)：“我知道，可是那只該死的狗不知道。它在3點(diǎn)20分咬了我。”
趣味英語(yǔ)短故事：一個(gè)小男孩的年齡
One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish.
A little boy was playing in the living room. Before his mother came downstairs to greet the visitor, the minister cordially(誠(chéng)摯地) asked the boy, "How old are you, my little man?"
"I am five at home, six in school, and four on the cars," replied the boy frankly.
有一天，一位牧師去訪問(wèn)他的新教區(qū)里的一戶人家。
一個(gè)小男孩正在客廳里玩。在他母親下樓來(lái)招待客人之前，牧師很親切地問(wèn)他：“小家伙，你幾歲啦?”
男孩很坦率地回答說(shuō)：“在家里5歲，在學(xué)校里6歲，在電車上是4歲。”
趣味英語(yǔ)短故事：我會(huì)改一個(gè)名字
At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father wasappalled(驚駭?shù)?, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"
"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. "
"Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"
埃迪十六歲了，他決定離開(kāi)家去參加一個(gè)劇團(tuán)。他的爸爸氣壞了。 “讓我的兒子上舞臺(tái)演戲?真丟臉!”他大叫道，“鄰居們知道了怎么想?”
“我會(huì)改一個(gè)名字。”這位未來(lái)的滑稽演員主動(dòng)提出。
“改名字!”他爸爸喊叫著，“那如果你出了名怎么辦?怎么讓鄰居們知道你就是我的兒子呢?”
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