幽默英語對話

　　“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)碛哪⒄Z對話，希望大家喜歡!

　　幽默英語對話1

　　A: You really like my stupid jokes?

　　B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.

　　A: Yes, well such jokes aren’t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.

　　A: 你真的喜歡我講的這些愚蠢的笑話嗎?

　　B: 是的，它們都快讓我肚皮笑破了!你還真能裝，板著個臉，我是過了一會兒才領(lǐng)悟你的笑話的。

　　A: 講俏皮話的人自己先笑了，就沒意思了。我爸可會講笑話了，有的時候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白過來。

　　幽默英語對話2

　　Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

　　老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。

　　Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

　　老師：彼得!你說說，世界上什么最大?

　　Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

　　彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

　　Teacher: What?Eyelids?

　　老師：什么?眼皮?

　　Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

　　彼得：是的，老師。因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。

　　幽默英語對話3

　　Mom: Honey, mother needs a perch.

　　親愛的，媽媽需要一個歇腳的地方。

　　Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

　　媽?我們年紀差不大啊。媽，你看起來真美。

　　Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.

　　不要再拍我馬屁了，你這個小個子。我還沒答應(yīng)要把我女兒送出去呢。挪開去，我需要一個地方先把我的噴嚏送出去。

　　Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.

　　等一下。用我這個特制袋。不要浪費了你的噴嚏。

　　Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.

　　阿切!不好意思通常沒那么大聲的。

　　Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.

　　沒關(guān)系?？梢园涯莻€袋子給我嗎?我想帶回實驗室。

　　Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?

　　你在開玩笑嗎?不。你這個怪人，你想對我的噴嚏做什么?你不是那個《科學(xué)怪人》吧?

　　Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.

　　雖然我想, 我覺得他的試驗都很酷. 放松, 媽.研究噴嚏,是我的工作.

　　Mom: Sneeze?

　　噴嚏?

　　Jack: Jesus! Help, Rose. Your Mom passed out. OMG.

　　天哪! 救命，羅思.媽暈過去了。天哪!

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