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破產姐妹max毒舌語錄

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  在眾多的美劇中,《破產姐妹》絕對是吐槽劇里的翹楚,Max 吐槽語錄中,小編印象最深的是這一句:"There is no luck. There is only work." 祝白手起家的她們能越走越順,也謝謝可愛的兩位主角給我們帶來那么多的歡樂。不知你最喜歡 Max 的哪句吐槽呢?

  破產姐妹max毒舌語錄精選

  1. "Hey when you get a second... stop looking at my boobs."

  2. 嘿,當你有點空時…… 別老盯著姐的胸部。

  3. "Why is every inbred rich guy named William?"

  4. 為什么含著金湯匙出生的有錢人都叫威廉。

  5. Crew necks are for squares and Mormons.

  6. 圓領衫是給"飛機場"和摩門教徒穿的。

  7. I wear knit hats when it's cold out. You wear knit hats cause of Coldplay.

  8. 姐戴帽子擋酷寒,二貨戴帽學酷玩(英國酷玩樂隊)。

  9. . "You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't know he is my dad."

  10. 你的紋身是想氣死你,我爹壓根不知他是我爹。

  破產姐妹max毒舌語錄推薦

  1. There is no luck. There is only work.

  2. 運氣是不存在的,工作才是最真實的。

  3. .Because in my dreams, spiders are always eating my eyes.

  4. 因為在我的夢里,總有蜘蛛在吃我的眼珠子。

  5. "I guess I am your BFF...Broke Friend Forever."

  6. 我猜我是你的BFF(原指Best Friend Forever),永遠的破產朋友。

  7. Might as well face it.You and I are on our own.

  8. 還是面對現實吧,我們要靠自己。

  9. "Every thing is big to Han."

  10. 對于韓老板來說,任何東西都很大。(諷刺韓老板矮小)

  11. With that smile and my bad heart, I'll die trying.

  12. 你這嫣然一笑讓我想入非非,我定會幫你。

  13. Everyone’s as judgmental as me.

  14. 大家全都愛吐槽。

  15. They're shooting a TV show here, and the back of my head or the side of my boob is gonna be in it!

  16. 他們要在這里拍電視劇,我的后腦勺或者半邊胸到時候可就上鏡啦!

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