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　　簡單易懂的英語笑話：Heaven Clock

　　A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy, today, why don't you let me show you around?"

　　The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks.

　　The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?"

　　St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."

　　The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why is that?

　　St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock."

　　This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story with that clock?"

　　"Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "That's OJ Simpson's clock. We decided to use it as a fan"

　　簡單易懂的英語笑話：Dying Preacher

　　An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment.

　　They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

　　Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"

　　The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too."

　　簡單易懂的英語笑話：Vows Of Silence

　　There was a priest who decided to enter a monastery. This monastery had strict vows of silence. On his first day, the head abbot told him he could only speak two words every ten years.

　　At the end of his first ten years, the head abbot told him he could speak his first two words. "Bed hard!" he said. The abbot recorded this in a book.

　　At the end of his second ten years, he was told he could speak his next two words. "Food bad!" he said. The abbot recorded this in the book as well.

　　At the end of the third ten years, he was allowed to speak his next two words. "I quit!" he stated.

　　"Well that doesn't surprise me," said the abbot. The record shows you've done nothing by complain for the past thirty years!"

　　
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